Das Panic

I just got my German study guide in the mail this weekend for the German Proficiency test I'm taking on July 9th (already registered and paid for). I'm screwed. I just read a sample question and the only word I understood was mit. What made me think that I could relearn German in a month? I haven't spoken or written anything in German for over 6 years. I'm banging my head against the wall now at my own stupidity. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to pay $75 to take the test. And if I fail then I have to take it again in October and pay another $75. Gah! I feel like strangling myself!

Okay. Now that I've properly chastised myself, I think this can be done. I'm the Wixom Vixen, right? She's conquered nations and brought armies of men to their knees. Sure, only in her fantasies, but I think it's a starting point.

Ich bin die Wixom Vixen. Hört, dass mich brülle.