Signs of Affection

Raffi bit me in the arm tonight. It was weird cause he did it very slowly. I had picked him up to take to my room and he was like a vampire in a movie going for the kill. You know how you always see them right before they bite the person's neck and they open their mouth wide with the fangs and then pause with an evil look and then plunge their fangs into the person's neck? That was what Raffi was like when he bit me. I then smacked him soundly on the head and dumped him on the floor. My mother started squirting him with the water bottle until he ran and hid under my bed.

My mother got laid off yesterday.

Sometimes I think that I would be happier if I didn't read other people's blogs. Like blissfully ignorant, you know?