Bless me Father, for I have Sinned

I lied. Now I'm racked with guilt over it. I agreed to do something that I didn't really want to do and then decided that I couldn't do it and so I lied to get out of it. My insides are churning with the distaste of my horrible deed. They say confession is good for the soul so I'm confessing to you, my brothers and my sisters. I ask for understanding and forgiveness.

I'm afraid that this is going to come back and kick me in the ass. Karma. She's a bitch.