I am the Student Appeal
I finished my second project for Evil Dr. Tilles. I had to find stupid clip art for "student appeal". Raffi is now laying on my completed project which doesn't really bother me that much since it's for that woman that I loathe. I like that word, loathe. I think that word might be too good to use for Dr. Tilles.
Jay said I was sexy and that made me happy cause he's like the authority on sexiness. I was reading this book last week by Jennifer Crusie about a fat chick who ends up with a gorgeous hottie and I was like, "Ha! Yeah, right. Like that's realistic". I have an advertisement for the Gotti Christmas show that I pulled out of a magazine stuck on my fridge cause that one Gotti boy is quite the hottie. He's a Gotti Hottie! Anyways, that's my motivation when I go to the fridge and want to eat something bad or when I want to eat in general. I just think about how he would never look at someone of my size and that I have to be thin for when we meet. I seem to be motivated more by cute boys than by $3000. Does that seem strange? Wrong? Dimented and twisted? All of the above?
Jay said I was sexy and that made me happy cause he's like the authority on sexiness. I was reading this book last week by Jennifer Crusie about a fat chick who ends up with a gorgeous hottie and I was like, "Ha! Yeah, right. Like that's realistic". I have an advertisement for the Gotti Christmas show that I pulled out of a magazine stuck on my fridge cause that one Gotti boy is quite the hottie. He's a Gotti Hottie! Anyways, that's my motivation when I go to the fridge and want to eat something bad or when I want to eat in general. I just think about how he would never look at someone of my size and that I have to be thin for when we meet. I seem to be motivated more by cute boys than by $3000. Does that seem strange? Wrong? Dimented and twisted? All of the above?
posted by Jessica B. @ 3:34 PM
5 Comments:
At 12/07/2004 12:07 PM,
The Judge said…
Maybe he wouldn't want you because you're only interested in his looks. He's a person too, you know. How could you?
I think you're lovely.
B
At 12/07/2004 1:39 PM,
Jay Anderson said…
I think it's official. Both the Jay, the Authority on Sexiness and Beckie, the Authority on Lovliness, have given you the stamp of approval! Hoorah!
At 12/07/2004 4:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
I think that you're hot too. I'd totally do you if I didn't find the whole concept repulsive. Nothing personal you know. It's just the whole girlie parts that I don't like.
Alors, je deteste Docteur Tilles aussi! Comment est-ce qu'un professeur peut vous expecter de traduir le scorbut et le beriberi! C'est ridicule! C'est fachiste! Je ne sais pas si fachiste est un mot valid. Il/elle est un Nazi quand-meme!
At 12/08/2004 5:44 PM,
Ramon said…
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At 12/08/2004 5:53 PM,
Ramon said…
I don´t know you but, by what they said, I can deduct that you´re hot too. But as my opinion is just my opinion and it probably doesn´t have any importance, I´ll just continue blaming the goddam´ cats!!!
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