The Age of Stamina

I just got back from running some errands. I needed cheese. As I was driving down Eleven Mile, I saw this big group of guys walking down the street. They all had really tight white pants on and some were shirtless. I was quite pleased and thought to myself, "Well, this is certainly a nice scenic drive." Just as I was licking my lips in appreciation, I realized that I was driving past a high school and the guys were on a high school football team. So I reminded myself, "Too young, Jessica. Too young."