From Here to Maternity

I think I've come up with a solution to my Mother's problem of not being able to see her granddaughter. I'll just give her another grandkid! I mean, I've got this uterus that I'm not really using for much right now. And she's so forlorn without a grandchild to dote on and spoil. In comes the Wixom Vixen to save the day! I was discussing this idea with Beckie just the other day and she agreed that it was a great plan. Of course, whenever I think she agrees with me about something, she starts singing a line from the Lisa Loeb song Stay where she says, "You say, I only hear what I want to...". I'm not sure if Beckie is trying to tell me something or if she just really likes Lisa Loeb. Currently, I'm not seeing any downsides to this plan. It's pure brilliance!

Even though I don't see any downsides, I have this nagging feeling that there's something I'm not thinking about...