The Beginning Scene of a Killer Insect Horror Flick
I'm starting to worry that I'm the cute, bubbly brunette character in a horror movie and I can't remember if that character lives or is taken out by the monster. Each morning recently when I go to take a shower, I find 1 or 2 silverfish in my bathtub. It seems that my bathtub has become some sort of breeding ground for silverfish. I don't know where they're coming from so I can't kill them at the source. And each morning they seem to be a little bit faster and bigger, as if they're mutating. I swear that this morning as I was running the water to drown them, they sputtered, "We're going to kill you, Jessica, with our many creepy legs. And then we'll feast on your liver."
I hear something coming from the other room. Hold on a sec, I'll be right back.
I hear something coming from the other room. Hold on a sec, I'll be right back.
5 Comments:
At 8/03/2005 4:19 PM, Anonymous said…
I hate silverfish. Silverfish sounds like a very pretty name of a magical fish that floats in the air and poops M&Ms, but they aren't. They are Friends of Satan (c) and I don't like them. Especially mutant ones.
I'm never going into your shower again! Wait, I've never been in it. Sorry.
At 8/03/2005 6:07 PM, Unknown said…
Well, if I remember the rules of horror movies, you can't get killed if you're a virgin or if you haven't been drinking or doing drugs... sorry, dear, you're screwed. I would suggest trying to appease them by giving them radioactive waste.
At 8/04/2005 6:33 AM, The Judge said…
Don't worry. I'll get 'em.
Beckie
At 8/04/2005 11:29 AM, jonny said…
idle threats, eh?
...idle threats?
ha!
At 8/04/2005 5:09 PM, Unknown said…
Just do what I always do -- leave a poisoned cupcake, attached to an anvil. That way, it dies twice. Although it may shatter your tub . . .
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