I'll just need your driver's license number for the background check before you can take out my daughter. And a blood sample.

Meet the Parents is onTV tonight. I remember when it first came out, all my family and friends kept telling me that Robert De Niro's character was just like my father. So I finally rented it one night and watched it with my mother. After the movie ends, she says, "Wow. He really was like your father in that movie." And I'm like, "You thought so? I don't know, Robert De Niro's character seemed a little tame compared to Dad." The interrogation and psychological mind games my father applied weren't that bad (in my opinion that is, but I think my opinion was skewed since I grew up with the guy) until he discovered Google. And then all he had to do was type in a name and click a button to find all he needed. Just ask Ryan. Poor Ryan. He handled it like a champ though. Especially since we weren't even dating.