Objection, Your Honor. The Witness is trying to eat the Microphone.

I got to be a witness in Beckie's mock trial tonight. The woman I "portrayed" was described several times as a "hot-looker" during the trial. I see now why Beckie wanted me to play that particular witness. It was cool getting to see Beckie do her lawyer stuff and tear apart a different witness. She told me that I did very well as a witness. I tried to stick to her mandate of "Say yes, no, or I don't know. That's it. Stick to what it says in the depostion and don't lie. And dress nicely." Beckie gives good instructions. Succint and to the point.