I can make things happen with the power of Frustration
I don't think it's been more than half an hour since I put up my last post but I had to share this. So, I'm been sitting here at the computer, typing an email to my bestest friend Beckie and there's this knock at the door. At first I'm wary and then I start thinking that it might be a boy for me to make out with and I get excited. I look through the peephole and it's a very tall and somewhat large man and so I open the door but put the chain on (I know that wouldn't actually help) and see that it's the UPS man! Grace a Dieu! He's come back to deliver my computer! He had the wrong phone number for me. The last digit of the phone number he had was a 2 and mine's a 7. So, UPS Guy is like, "I kept calling this guy Gary and he's all macho and sexy on his voice mail, like, 'Hiiiiiiii, this is...Gary' you should call him". Anywho, I have my computer! Yay! Oh yeah, and Raffi got out for a minute and UPS Guy is all apologetic and I'm like, "No worries, man. He can't actually get outside cause of the outer doors and this is just sweet torture cause he's so close yet so far. Sometimes I let him out of the apartment just to tease him." UPS Guy left pretty quick after that.
5 Comments:
At 1/05/2005 3:51 PM, Unknown said…
Yeah! New computer! Whooohooo! Eh. Whatever.
At 1/06/2005 6:01 AM, The Judge said…
So are you going to call Gary?
Beckie
At 1/06/2005 11:34 AM, Jay Anderson said…
Granted, I haven't seen the UPS man or Gary, but if I had to make a quick choice, I'd say go with the UPS man. He seems persistant, which is a good quality. Also, as I noted in my comment in your last post, making out with UPS guys can lead to very good things.
At 1/06/2005 6:25 PM, Jessica B. said…
Ha! I actually did consider calling Gary and picked up the phone to do so but I got distracted by a bag of corn nuts.
At 1/09/2005 12:26 PM, Anonymous said…
I thought this story was quickly turning into a pornographic three way but it seems that the corn nuts thwarted that as well. Damn you corn nuts and your irresistable power of cruchiness and persuasion!!!!
Argh!
XXXOOO
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