Mine, Mine, MINE!

I'm VERY frustrated right now and nothing good happens when the Wixom Vixen is frustrated. The UPS guy tried to deliver my computer today but I wasn't here. Of course, I think he tried to deliver cause there was a UPS info notice on my mailbox but nothing was checked off. And there are boxes for him to explain to me what happened and he didn't check them! He didn't check the "attempted to deliver" box, he didn't check what attempt it was, he didn't put where my package is, nothing. Nada. All he put is that it's a Dell computer and then he writes in his stupid chicken scrawl, "put in will call at UPS". huh? And then I try to go on the website cause it says For tracking information, visit us at wwww.ups.com. But MY tracking number can't be found. Of course not, cause that would make me happy. I want my computer, you wankers! I am so NOT making out with any UPS guys.