The Adventures of the Wixom Vixen

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

The Furry Nuisance and his Comrade

Why does Raffi feel the need to chew on buttons that are attached to pieces of my clothing? It's particularly annoying when I'm still wearing the article of clothing. And why does Night have to scratch the carpet in front of the bedroom door but only after I've just gone to bed or at 5:30 in the morning? My cats are driving me to drink.

8 Comments:

  • At 4/12/2005 9:19 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Cool. You'll always have a designated driver. Unless Raffi and Night start drinking, of course. I wouldn't trust one of my cats to drive. It would be like Toonces, The Driving Cat: The Next Generation.

     
  • At 4/13/2005 9:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hi Jessica! I read you blog when I can and I just wanted to comment that cats do wierd things like turn on the hall light and not turn it off. That's what Mia does. She jumps at it until it she turns it on and then doesn't have the courtesy of turning it off!

     
  • At 4/14/2005 9:13 AM, Blogger Michelle said…

    Your cats are out to get you. When I sleep at my parents house, their cats pull a mafia move on me and wake me up in the middle of the night and shine this light in my face and makes these threats. It's all real, it's a plot for mind control.

     
  • At 4/14/2005 9:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Cats are evil. That's why I support Wisconsin's legistlation that would allow the hunting of wild cats. Bang!

     
  • At 4/14/2005 8:50 PM, Blogger Michelle said…

    oh man Moto- thats fucked up!

     
  • At 4/15/2005 5:47 AM, Blogger Unknown said…

    I don't hate cats, and I'm not going to go out of my way to hunt them. I just dislike cats. Here's a link to an article about the cat hunting proposal.

     
  • At 4/16/2005 6:37 PM, Blogger jonny said…

    Personally, I like cat-breath.

    But only when the mood takes me.

     
  • At 4/17/2005 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Jessica, lets me honest. You've never needed a reason to drink before, so you don't have to pretend. We understand. We do it too.

     

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