Funny Moon Language

I love how the British have their own unique ways of saying things. Like if somebody is really sick or having surgery, they're "in hospital". Not in THE hospital, just in hospital. So simple. And how somebody is "on holiday" when they go on vacation.

I remember when I worked as a chambermaid in Scotland (just for two days though, the Wixom Vixen quickly learned that she was not born for menial labor) and sometimes I would find a piece of paper with scribbling or some sort of similar item and I would ask my trainer what to do with it. She would then reply, "Oh, just throw it in the bucket." I would spend the next 15 minutes searching for this elusive bucket until I finally figured out that she meant I should throw it in the trash. I think this happened 4 times. I also got to "hoover" hotel rooms. With a vacuum, not my mouth.

I'm procrastinating again. Bad Jessica. (insert witty British comment)