Mr. Right Now
The other night at Family Dinner my father asked me if Young Catechist and his roommate are gay. I confirmed that they are. He then screams in my face, "What the hell is wrong with you?! Why do you only fall for gay men or convicted felons?" So I pointed out that Captain Sparkle was neither gay nor a felon. He was a compulsive gambler.
Ha! That blew his theory out of the water.
Ha! That blew his theory out of the water.
posted by Jessica B. @ 8:40 PM
4 Comments:
At 3/23/2005 7:14 AM,
The Judge said…
You told Joe.
Beckie
At 3/24/2005 8:02 AM,
Michelle said…
Classic.
At 3/24/2005 10:21 AM,
Unknown said…
Man, if I was there, i could have said,"Bwizo!" and pointed two fingers at JoeBoo. Then he would have beaten me to a bloody pulp with a wine bottle.
Anyway, awesome. Did his head explode?
At 3/24/2005 4:17 PM,
Unknown said…
I am neither gay nor a convicted felon. I guess that's why it didn't work out. :)
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