So wrong...and yet so funny
Jeez, that last post was a major downer. Here are some dead baby jokes to lighten the mood. Vive le dead baby joke!
Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in corridors?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head
Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in corridors?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head
Q: What's the proper gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
posted by Jessica B. @ 10:26 PM
3 Comments:
At 4/18/2005 8:14 AM,
The Judge said…
It was a downer, but very poetic, I have to say. Good dead baby jokes. I like the one with the javelin.
I have much deep love for you.
Beckie
At 4/18/2005 11:23 AM,
Jessica B. said…
Thanks, man. The javelin joke was my favorite too.
At 4/21/2005 11:32 AM,
Unknown said…
This may be a bit late, but . . .
What has eight arms and eight legs?
Five and a half dead babies.
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