Poor Little Rich Girl

I hate my internet service. It's dial-up and it's SUPER slow. Like I think it's slower than normal dial-up. It takes about five minutes for pages to load and it always takes me half an hour to check email. Not cause I have so many messages but cause each message takes 2-3 minutes to come up. It makes me want to cry. Let me list some other things that I don't have:'

digital camera
central air
ipod or MP3 player
car w/CD player
dishwasher
sane brother
supportive father
clothes that fit