I'm going blind
I heard this little snippet this morning on the radio about May being National Masturbation Month and I was intriqued. So I decided to do some research online to see if this was true. And after sorting through the numerous porn sites I found actual evidence that May is indeed, National Masturbation Month. And it seems that May 7 was National Masturbation Day. I can't believe I missed it! I'm so distraught. I need to do something to make me feel better...
posted by Jessica B. @ 10:29 PM
6 Comments:
At 5/12/2005 6:02 AM,
Unknown said…
I think I celebrated it. I love National Masturbation Month. Actually I celebrate it all the time.
At 5/12/2005 10:26 AM,
Chris said…
Vixen, you're wicked!
At 5/12/2005 1:11 PM,
Cat said…
Hubby's birthday was yesterday, so it's cracking me up that this month is National Masturbation month.
At 5/12/2005 4:01 PM,
jonny said…
Month?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheet! (Had to polite-i-fy that, this is an eddificated, nicey-nicey blog place - blech!)
Counts fingers.
Counts toes.
Picks nose.
What am I gonna do for the other 43,199 minutes, 57 seconds???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
At 5/12/2005 6:54 PM,
Jessica B. said…
Did you actually use the word "blech" in reference to my blog?
At 5/13/2005 7:47 PM,
jonny said…
No.
Well, kinda.
It's more about the reaction but the reaction was prompted by the stimulus, so...
..um...
how big a hole do I need to dig?
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