Stick a fork in me. I'm done.

My life has been a little hectic lately. I have so much that I want to share with you. But I'm having trouble coming up with a way to turn the events into witty and amusing anecdotes. And I figure that I shouldn't post something if it's not humorous and entertaining for my adoring fans. That's what the Wixom Vixen is known for. Well, that and her boobs. So I'll just share a little snippet. I'm moving in with Trish the Dish in January. So today I've been going through closets and shelves to start getting rid of useless stuff or organizing things for storage. I came across my incense and decided to burn some for old times sake. Now my apartment smells of incense and it's bringing back memories of my senior year of high school. The drinking, the drugs, Mrs. M's french onion dip, the orgies...ah, good times. Well, I suppose I should get back to planning my catechism lesson for tomorrow.