Why me?

I rented a DVD from Family Video the other night and while I was watching it, it started to freeeze and then play and then freeze again. So I tried to fast forward and then it just froze and wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't stop, it wouldn't fast-foward, it wouldn't rewind. Then the screen just goes blue and the machine switches over to VCR. So I go back to DVD and try to get it to do anything but nothing's happening. So I decide I'll just take the DVD out and now it won't open so the DVD is stuck in the machine. Again, I try everything to get out, including unplugging and replugging to no avail. So I call Family Video and tell my old co-worker Steve about my problem and he says to bring the machinge there. So I have to unlpug all the wire thingies and lug the thing over to the store. Steve plugs the machine in at the store and hits the open button and the thing pops open. No problem. Then my old coworkers are all laughing at me and I look like the biggest moron. So I take my machine and walk out with my head hung in embarassment and humiliation. On the way home I couldn't decide if I should laugh or cry at my stupid luck.