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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Happy Birthday to me

I got the results of my German test. I didn't pass. Again. How many times do I have to take it before I just accept the fact that I'm stupid? Two questions. I failed by two lousy questions. I guess I'll pick up an application from McDonald's tomorrow cause it seems like that's all I'm qualified for.

If you need me then I'll be in the corner curled up in the fetal position and crying my eyes out. Cheers.

posted by Jessica B. @ 8:01 PM  

8 Comments:

  • At 11/10/2005 6:10 PM, Blogger The Judge said…

    You're not stupid, Jessica. I wouldn't have passed by a lot more than two questions.

    Your language is French. Just because you missed by a couple of questions on a GERMAN exam, when you don't know German that well, doesn't make you stupid.

    And you did better than you did the last time, so you improve. You'll take it again and it'll be fine.

    I expect you to say all of this to me (in modified form) when I fail the Bar.

    Beckie

     

  • At 11/10/2005 8:43 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Wayne State sucks. They are stupid. I know this doesn't help you any, but I'm trying here, ok? I'm so stupid, I couldn't even pass a blood test! Haha!

     

  • At 11/11/2005 6:56 AM, Blogger Jackie said…

    Hey, I was in GErmany and couldn't even remember how to say Hello or Thank you. I know you could do that! And we all know you are brilliant and you don't need to speak dumb German to prove it. French rules, German stinks.

     

  • At 11/11/2005 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You're not stupid. Some people have a harder time with languages than other subjects. Just remember to remind me of this when I'm taking Spanish and Spanish was my first language...

     

  • At 11/12/2005 3:58 PM, Blogger jonny said…

    If you were stupid, I wouldn't talk to you.

    And I still do.

    For once, I echo custard's remarks, up until the bit about the bar, of course.

     

  • At 11/14/2005 9:11 PM, Blogger Pointedly Anonymous said…

    Hey Jessica,
    I know its belated and all that, but I'm apologizing for my absence on Saturday evening. I fully intended on going, but the campfire I went to just before had some Lambic and dessert liquor, and I got to buzzed to drive. Again, I'm sorry.

     

  • At 11/15/2005 3:25 PM, Blogger The Judge said…

    I'm so thrilled to have your approval. I bet you can tell.

    Custard

     

  • At 11/15/2005 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    At least you're doing something. It seems like everybody is except me. The only exam I'm even taking and failing at is "personal hygiene."

     

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