Tis better to Give than to Receive

Yesterday I stopped at Petsmart to get Raffi's Christmas present. I got him this adorable tiny stuffed animal. It's a pink and green elephant with catnip inside. Raffi loves catnip. I was so excited about giving it to him that I decided not to wait till Christmas and to give it to him right away. So I put it down in front of him and eargerly awaited his joyful response. He sniffed at it a couple times and then looked up at me with this confused and disappointed expression. Then he goes, "What's this crap? Where's my salmon-encrusted XBOX?" Ungrateful wretch.