The Adventures of the Wixom Vixen

A woman of mystery. A woman with big boobies. A woman who likes cheese sticks.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Craptastic

I just went to do laundry which requires getting in my car and driving to the laundry building and carrying my basket in only to discover that all the machines are being used. Is there supposed to be standing water at the bottom of my dishwater? I think not. One of my front burners on the stove doesn't work. I don't have a couch. I hate it here.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

It's the Movie

I absolutely LOVE the movie "She's the Man". I don't think love is even a strong enough word for the feelings I have for this movie. I adore it with every fiber in my being. It's like gold in the form of a DVD. And that Channing Tatum is a like the perfect male specimen. So chiseled and rugged and...ravishlingly handsome. I still don't have cable at my new place so I've been watching DVDs and I think I've watched "She's the Man" about 20 times now. And it's just as fabulous as the first time. My heart is bursting with adoration and I want to shout my adulation for this cinematic masterpiece from the highest mountain.