The Adventures of the Wixom Vixen

A woman of mystery. A woman with big boobies. A woman who likes cheese sticks.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Like a moth to a flame

Sometimes when I'm driving on the freeway those cement walls in the middle call out to me. They say things like, "Jessica, drive into us. Right now. Just do it. Just turn your wheel to the left sharply. Come on, you know you want to." And it seems like such a reasonable request. Why should I not comply?

Ha! Now you know my dirty little secret. I'm fucked up in the head! And...cue the showtunes.

PSA: Winter is right around the corner

Too many people have this perception that people with clinical depression are “just whining” or “just want attention” or “drama queens” or “manipulative,” ..

Always take a suicide threat seriously and never keep it a secret!

You must never call a person's bluff, or try to minimize his problems by telling him he has everything to live for or how hurt his family would be. This will only increase his guilt and feelings of hopelessness. He needs to be reassured that there is help, that what he is feeling is treatable, and that his suicidal feelings are temporary.

MYTHS ABOUT SUICIDE
· People who talk about suicide are just venting. They won’t do it.
Not True
Almost everyone who commits suicide has given a warning. No matter how casual the “joke” it is important not to ignore a suicide threat.

· People who talk about suicide are being manipulative and you shouldn’t play in to it.
Not True
There is a half-truth that when people talk about dying they want some way out but they don’t believe they can get it or know how. Take all suicidal comments seriously and ask questions.

· Anyone who is thinking of killing her/himself must be crazy.
Not True
Most people have some thoughts about wanting to die at one time or another in their life. People who want to die are under extreme stress or are depressed. Depression is treatable.

· People who commit suicide are unwilling to seek help.
Not True
It is common that people who are thinking about suicide have sought help within six months of their death. If they have, it is important for you to find out what happened, why it didn’t help and to let the suicidal person know that it is very possible to recover from depression.

· Nothing is going to stop someone who wants to die.
Not True
People who are thinking about suicide often have very mixed feelings. Often times they don’t want death but to stop pain.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Bambi's Mom Tastes Yummy

We had venison at family dinner tonight. When I went into the bathroom I saw footprints on the wall. I thought to myself, "Hmmmm...someone's trying to escape."

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Why do you make me hit you?

I think I need to look at giving up Raffi. I just can't take his drama anymore. He's constantly stalking and attacking the other cats in the neighborhood. Last night one of the neighbors rang our doorbell at 9:30 and then stood on our porch and yelled at me about Raffi. Then he made this stupid threat about sueing me for damages if Raffi hurts him or his cats or kids. I'm not really worried about him suing me since there aren't any laws about cats but I don't want my neighbors hating me. And I don't want them yelling at me about my cat every night. And if you try to keep Raffi inside then he just whines for hours on end. Half the time he's so cute and sweet but the ofther half he's a demon spawn cat. I don't know what to do. I really love him but he's driving me to drink.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Silly Bird, Frozen Yogurt is for People

The other day I went to TCBY with Kristen. TCBY is one of Kristen and mine's favorite places to go. The employees at the one in the Village recognize Kristen by face and are starting to recognize me. But this time we were at the one on Mack near Parcell's Middle School. We were sitting at the table by the front window enjoying our tasty Shivers when this bird flew smack into the window right in front of us. It was bizarre. He fell to the ground and then kind of half-hobbled/half-flew away. Poor guy. He must really like TCBY too. I think I might fly into a window if I couldn't have TCBY so I can totally relate.